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How to create an atomic bomb in 10 steps

Construction Bomb
1) First, get yourself some 110 kg of plutonium for bombs at your local supplier (see note). Robbing a nuclear power plant is not recommended because the disappearance of large quantities of plutonium tends to annoy the engineers of the plant. We suggest you contact your local terrorist organization.
2) remember that Plutonium, especially pure, refined a bit 'dangerous, so wash your hands thoroughly with soap and warm water after handling. Keep out of reach of children. Remains of powdered plutonium tailings are better insecticide. For storage of the plutonium used preferably a container of lead, but also an old tins will be in order.
3) now build a metal box to house the bomb. Many common objects can be adapted for this purpose such as a pit of letters, a trunk or car. Do not use aluminum foil.
4) Arrange the Plutonium into two hollow hemispheres, a distance of about 4cm. Secure with glue universal.
5) Get yourself now about 20 kg of trinitrotoluene (TNT). The gelignite is better but less malleable.
6) Wrap the TNT around the hemispheres, in section 4. The TNT is grayed and if not you like it you can always paint with acrylic paint.
7) Enclose the structure of point 6 in the housing built in step 3. Use a powerful glue to ensure stability and prevent all accidental explosions caused by vibration.
8) To detonate the bomb to get yourself a radio control model aircraft. With a little effort make sure that the command activates a commercial detonator. These detonators may be purchased at the supermarket to the electricity department, but we do not recommend you do not ask the clerk with questions like, "I need a remote control to detonate a nuclear bomb." We recommend the "Blast-O-Mactic" because they sold vacuum to lose.
9) Hide now with everyone from children and neighbors. Garage is not recommended due to high humidity and extreme temperature changes. The nuclear weapons may explode spontaneously in these unstable conditions. In the living room or under the kitchen sink is ideal.
10) Now you too you have a thermonuclear device. In addition to the fireworks can also be used for national defense.






(The possession of an atomic bomb known makes him very nervous americani.Si suggests hide it with care to avoid missile raid on their apartment: asd:)